Today we made bonfires and daisy chains ... swapped socks... got grass stains... and saw each others feet.

it was a disgusting show of friendship.

i also had my sox exam and got to drink lots of water and write about pie.

then we saved the poor teenage duck from being beaten up by the mummy duck even though the teenage duck was being mean to the baby ducks. but that is teenagers for you.

we saved it with our brilliant lion inpersonations.

well me and nomi (the one who looks like she has been eating strawberries everyday of her life...) did and lucy sulked by the fence for some childish reason that i couldn't be bothered to ask about. (lucy...the one who looks like a straight ugly guy...). And i had a brandy lolipop to get me drunk for the exam :) But it melted a bit and wasnt so nice...so instead I just went to see how much people liked butter and mine and nomi's boobies and bottoms got wet in the process.

(bastard is a bastard to my friends, even though they may say 'EEWWW LOOK IT IS THE BASTARD' loudly everytime they see him it is no reason.)