OH MY LORDY. I have been stuck in this stupid house for too stupid long. It's crazy. I want a social life back. I hate my best friends being my revision guides. Whhyyyy do I need to pass so badly. Geeeez. If all this work is just so my constantly being drunk will become socially acceptable I think that I would rather just be drunk and uneducated. OHHHHHH. I dont care what Gramsci has to say about hegemony. I dont care if Martin Luther King was sticking up for the rights of the oppressed I would just like to go out and actually be alive.

So fuck feminism, fuck marxism I don't give a shit if 3 times the amount of women go to church then men, or whether of not Wilson is right about secularisation. I stick my bottom at you all, and I go to have some toast.