Oh gosh. I hate you fakes who think its so cool to be cool.

I hate you fakes who pretend to not be fakes by going on about fakes.

AAHH ITS ALL BULLSHIT.

Why must you justify how cool you are, are you only cool if you are a fake?

How do you be a fake?

I think you are faker than the fakes. GET OVER YOURSELFS.

[i got so angry. i dont even want to correct my dodgy pluraling.]